Trainspotting is a healthy and useful interest, but these days I spend more time Chavspotting (or Prefectspotting).
We took up a position on Littlehampton seafront yesterday in search of chavs, within three minutes this magnificent specimen turned up, and unknowingly posed for my camera!
Just study it closely, the hand grasping a polystyrene punnet of oven chips, the bleached hair with contrasting roots, the bulbous belly complete with septic belly-button piercing and, wonderously, a Sun duffle bag!! It just doesn't get any better than this.
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