chav tableaux

If you haven't taken up chavspotting yet perhaps these two little shots can explain the real wonder of this activity. These fine specimens were parading at Brean on Sunday. Study them closely. Notice the compulsory 'fag', chav slang for cigarette, something rarely seen outside of a museum or prison these days. Notice the 'male' chav has one stuck behind his ear. Chavs have not yet worked out pockets, and ears are handy things for sticking stuff behind. Notice the large stomach on the 'female' one. This is obtained from a diet of Haribo, faggots and chips washed down with blue Slush Puppies. The 'female' one is about to top up her stomach in these shots, in between puffs on her 'fag'.

We can only imagine what sort of children this pair will produce, if they can work out how to do it.